First Aid Mints For Allergy To Idiots
Mints packed as a medicine and spiced with a generous portion of humour making parody of common pharmaceutical products.
Perfect for parties, visiting friends and for colleagues.
Each box comes with 30 mints packed in individual blister packs.
After first dose:
- The chance of bumping into idiots will be greatly reduced
- Nothing much will throw you off your balance
- Your brain will product endless lists of excuses to help you avoid having to talk to idiots.
Long-term use guarantees permanent immunity against:
- Being friends with people that waste your time
- All idiots will start avoiding you like the plague
- Idiots around you will turn into intelligent beings
Warning: Not real medicine!
